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| Posted by michelle someone on 11-Aug-2005 | Vikings in a Dome.Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?
Because even God can't stand to watch!
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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 11-Aug-2005 | The Pope and the RamsWhat do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying 'Jesus Christ!'
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| Posted by todd pernerowski on 11-Aug-2005 | HockeyQ: How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey?
A: There's a 'face-off' in the corner.
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| Posted by Michelle L. Schwartz on 11-Aug-2005 | How did you break YOUR leg??A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself.
Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards. Out into the open and down the slope with her pants around her knees. She crashed and broke her leg.
The paramedics rushed her to the local hospital. Her doctor walked into her room laughing his head off. He said,"You're not going to believe this, but the guy in the next room claims he fell off the ski lift and broke his leg because he saw a naked lady skiing backwards down the mountain!
So, how did you break YOUR leg??"
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| Posted by Jocky on 11-Aug-2005 | Boxing RefereeAnd then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9, 8...."
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| Posted by anna hindu on 11-Aug-2005 | The GolfersOne of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I??™m ten minutes late??¦"
Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute??¦ You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you??™re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."
George said, "Well, that??™s true ??“ I??™m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she??™s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."
"What if she??™s lying on her back?"
George said, "That??™s when I??™m ten minutes late!"
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