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():funny laws (94): Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...


Posted by Nevyn J. Leo on 07-Aug-2005

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by dave j. lochner on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

   

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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by mellow_yellow108 on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...


Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

   

4 people have rated this joke:
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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Patrick Reyes on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Technology Laws...
Murphy's Technology Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

   

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():funny laws (94): Kovac's Conundrum...


Posted by pyroguy_3 on 07-Aug-2005
Kovac's Conundrum...
Kovac's Conundrum

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

   

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