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| Posted by Oliver P. Burton on 14-Aug-2005 | VomitA little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking
guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls
asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid
to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He
knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting
there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable
wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it
in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and
sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
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| Posted by Ashley Barth on 14-Aug-2005 | TeamworkThe loaded mini-van pulled in to the only remaining campsite.
Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly
unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to
gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the
camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That, sir,
is some display of teamwork."
The father replied, "I have a system. No one goes to the
bathroom until the camp is set up."
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| Posted by Rebecca L. O'Quinn on 09-Aug-2005 | BicyclesA man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders, was stopped by a guard while crossing the US-Mexican border.
"What's in the bags?" asked the guard.
"Sand," the cyclist replied.
"Get them off. We need to take a look."
The guard emptied the bags and found out they contained nothing but sand. The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border.
A week later, the same man was crossing again with two more bags.
The guard demanded to see them, and again they contained nothing but sand.
This continued every week for six months, until one day the cyclist failed to appear.
A few days later, that same guard ran into the cyclist in the city.
"Hey, where have you been?" the guard asked. "You sure had us wondering! We knew you were smuggling something across the border. So tell me and I won't say a word. What was it?"
The man smiled and told him the truth. "Bicycles!"
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| Posted by Mera Roloff on 09-Aug-2005 | RailroadTwo drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk replies, "Yes, but have you seen how low the hand rail is?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Manoj Joshi on 09-Aug-2005 | Airline foodIt was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
She replied, "Yes or No."
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| Posted by Laura Nowicki on 09-Aug-2005 | Petrol priceHave you seen the new warning labels at service station that they have posted next to the prices?
Warning : Filling up could be hazardous to your wealth.
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