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| Posted by Sandeep S. Tatle on 07-Aug-2005 | Want Ad:...Want Ad:
"For Sale: Antique Desk, suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers."
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| Posted by Andrew Jameson on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Pennsylvania cemetery:...In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
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| Posted by Jeremy A. Overton on 07-Aug-2005 | At a Santa Fe gas station:...At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
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| Posted by Aimee C. Goldberg on 07-Aug-2005 | In a clothing store:...In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
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| Posted by the politically correct funny PERSON on 07-Aug-2005 | in Kansas:...in Kansas:
"Fire Danger, Do Not Drive Into Thick Smoke, Pull
Over"
Aw, the lawyers just make us say that, go right ahead if you want
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| Posted by Jesse D. Evins on 07-Aug-2005 | On a New York convalescent home:...On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
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