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| Posted by Luis H. Praun on 09-Aug-2005 | WarewolfKid: Mom! Everyone at school says I look like a werewolf!
Mom: Shut up and comb your face!
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| Posted by Jessica A. Locklear on 09-Aug-2005 | The dog ate it!"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.
"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"
"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"
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| Posted by brad j. mira on 09-Aug-2005 | Explain thatA school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy runs a brothel."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door.
The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually a politician. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
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| Posted by fantase on 09-Aug-2005 | Hard to come by"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.
"I ain't got one, Sir."
"You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil."
"Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."
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| Posted by Emma Liles on 09-Aug-2005 | AdoptionA child custody case was held in court.
The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to.
So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No," said the boy.
"Why not?" said the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh no," cried the boy. "He beats me too!"
Dumbfounded, the judge asks, "Okay, who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the Boston Red Sox."
"Why?" asks the judge.
"They don't beat anybody."
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| Posted by JMD8 on 09-Aug-2005 | What ya gonna do?Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of sex with his wife.
Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin' dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."
Little Johnny asked, "What ya gonna do, screw him?"
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