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| Posted by luke on 14-Aug-2005 | Ways to Get Thrown out of Chemistry10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
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():school humor (1428): The Top 18 Signs You're Pledging The Wrong Fraternity |
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| Posted by AcOuStIcFlAmEs on 14-Aug-2005 | The Top 18 Signs You're Pledging The Wrong Fraternity18> Three Words: Sigma Alpha Macarena.
17> Nobody joins in your armpit rendition of "Louie, Louie."
16> Each meeting turns into an argument between the two of you
about who gets to be president and who gets to be vice
president.
15> Every spring break: a bitchin' road trip to the Nixon
Library.
14> You're the ONLY minority to pledge Kappa Kappa Kappa.
13> A bunch of college guys sitting around knitting and
reading romance novels is just too damn weird.
12> Assembly room features a runway and posters of Dennis Rodman
in drag.
11> The secret handshake involves removing your pants.
10> Pledge week started with a shaved head and toga party,
but now you're selling flowers at the airport.
9> "Republican Convention?!? ROOOOAD
TRIIIIP!"
8> "Tropical Nights" party is authentic right down to
the malaria epidemic.
7> Initiation involves flying a crop duster over the
White House.
6> Every time someone yells "Biff! Muffy's on the
phone!" the whole damn house comes running.
5> Every Monday night is "Melrose
Place"/self-breast-exam night.
4> In EVERY room, at EVERY function, out of EVERY
speaker: John Tesh
3> Their idea of a wild party: slam out a few pages of
code, then memorize "Star Trek" dialogue.
2> Their good looks, fabulous wealth, and popularity
are sure signs that they're gonna get their comeuppance in a
big, humiliating way by a ragtag group of misfits at
homecoming.
1> "Smegma" may sound like a letter in the Greek
alphabet, but it's not.
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| Posted by Kayli on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
87. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them mutter, "You shouldn't have done that to me."
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| Posted by Cyberventurer on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
162. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
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| Posted by DiAnA O on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
124. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What do you think you are? A king?"
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():school humor (1428): The following are only learned from college |
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| Posted by jake raven on 09-Aug-2005 | The following are only learned from college101. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
102. You spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering the mystery of whether the cafeteria Lucky Charms are the real thing.
103. People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.
104. You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.
105. All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send up some cookies.
106. You never realized how quiet your house was.
107. Dishes aren't dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.
108. Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
109. You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.
110. Your life will never be the same again.
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