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| Posted by Mark on 10-Aug-2005 | We'll take their timeManager: "I'm sorry. Sir, we have no time opened on the course today."
Golfer: "Wait a minute, what if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I'm
sure you'd find a starting time for them."
Manager: "Of course we would, sir."
Golfer: "Well, I happen to know they're not coming, so we'll take their time."
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| Posted by The king of hitz on 10-Aug-2005 | Rake in the bunkerA man said to his golfing friend, "I hit two of my best balls yesterday!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, I stepped on a rake in the bunker."
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| Posted by NoraLora on 10-Aug-2005 | Golf courseA Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an
interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility said, "I have four sons.
One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing! I
have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
The Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more
and I'll have a golf course."
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| Posted by Bob LobLaw on 10-Aug-2005 | The worst golf playerThe worst golf player in history must have been Adolf Hitler.
He never got out of the bunker.
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| Posted by KissyFace on 10-Aug-2005 | A good driverWhat does Tiger Woods have that Princess Di didn't?
A good driver. (I know...very bad taste!)
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| Posted by Laura Nowicki on 10-Aug-2005 | Olympic teamWhy doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
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