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| Posted by Scavenger. on 07-Aug-2005 | "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or..."What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for
the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line
"a mind is a terrible thing to waste"
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():funny quotes (263): "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean... |
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| Posted by William G. Jenkins on 07-Aug-2005 | "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean..."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching
magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc, 1989
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| Posted by Labblue* on 07-Aug-2005 | A life without tragedy would not be worth...A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
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| Posted by Sam T. Brauer on 07-Aug-2005 | Freedom begins between the ears....Freedom begins between the ears.
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-... |
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| Posted by Jim henswot on 07-Aug-2005 | "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-..."Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
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