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():nerd jokes (650): "What did u take into the desert?" |
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| Posted by silverseeker on 13-Aug-2005 | "What did u take into the desert?"A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went into the desert and happened to survive. When they came back the media asked questions.
They asked the white guy, "What did you take?"
"Some water, because if I ever got thirsty I could drink some."
They asked the black guy, "What did you take?"
"Some food because if I ever got hungry, I could have omething to eat."
They asked the Polish guy "What did you take?"
"A car door, so if I got hot I could roll down the window."
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| Posted by Jeremy Mrotek on 13-Aug-2005 | Poor jokeyour family so poor that they have a milk carton for a house and when you stick the key in to open the door you stab everybody.
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| Posted by Jimmy Liu on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupid president
Theres these 3 people on a plane the president of the United States a boy and a priest the plane is about to crash there are only 2 parashots the prsident said i should go im the smartest in the world. So the priset said you go kid i had a good life no u go no u go kid we can both go the stupid ass president took my book bag.
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| Posted by Lando Calrrissian on 13-Aug-2005 | You So UglyU so dumb u thought a quarter was a dollar
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():nerd jokes (650): You are so stupid............... |
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| Posted by John C. Kober on 13-Aug-2005 | You are so stupid...............you are so stupid:
1.you starved to death in a grociery store.
2.you put lipstick on your forehead just to make up your mind.
3.when you picked up a stray dog you called it kitty.
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| Posted by Eagle on 13-Aug-2005 | Cliff ShitOnce there was an english-man, an Irish-man and a Moari-man. They were all standing on a cliff, when you ran and jumped off it, you say something and thats what you land in. The English-man runs, jumps and says Jewelery! And lands in jewerely, then the Irish-man runs,jumps an d says gold! and sure enough lands in gold, then lastly the Moari-man wants a good ol run up, as he does he stubbs his toe and says "SHIT!" and Hey Hoe What do ya know he lands in a big fat juicy turd!
Written By Liam Northcott, New Zealand age 11
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