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| Posted by Ben C. Bays on 10-Aug-2005 | What do you call a blind deer?Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye deer".
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| Posted by 'Yi on 13-Aug-2005 | PotheadQuestion: Who is a pothead that has never smoked weed?
Answer:Johnny Appleseed
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| Posted by Alejandra Murrietta on 13-Aug-2005 | Ladki patane ka naya styleladki patane ka naya style,
chand ko phod doonga,
suraj ko tod doonga,
tum bas ek baari haan kar do,
pehli waali to chod doonga
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| Posted by BRADY COLLINS on 13-Aug-2005 | The Three MenThere were three men,Manners,Shut up,and Doo-Doo.One day Doo-Doo was climbing a tree and he fell and splattered all over the ground.So shut up called the ambulance.The man said, "Whats your name son?",""Shut up"."Whats your name son?","Shut up"...."Where are your manners!?","Outside cleaning up Doo-Doo."
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| Posted by Tanya N. Boyce on 13-Aug-2005 | First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After...First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After that Di died followed by Dando. I bet Dido is crapping herself.
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| Posted by Kitty K on 13-Aug-2005 | BUTTER TEETHYOUR TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THAT WHEN YOU SPIT YOU SPIT BUTTER!
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