Funny quotes

Funny quotes
http://www.jokesnquotes.com/ - Funny quotes
  Categories

funny quotes

animal jokes

bar jokes

holiday jokes

travel & vacation jokes

sport jokes

other funny jokes

signs of our times

nerd jokes

just do it

funny laws

funny definitions

blind jokes

funny bumper stickers

crazy jokes

food jokes

funny ads

little johnny

school humor

top list jokes

funny thoughts



Navigation:

· jokes and quotes
· Add joke
· New jokes
· Last 5 jokes
· Best jokes
· Search jokes
  Service menu

· Freedback
· Recommend Us
· Subscription

  Our friends

There isn't content right now for this block.

():animal jokes (1719): What do you call...


Posted by Luke Kim on 08-Aug-2005

What do you call...

What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

Ho-Ho-Ho!
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():animal jokes (1719): Yabba Dabba


Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 08-Aug-2005

Yabba Dabba

If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep
it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba
Dabba Doo!
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():animal jokes (1719): How do you catch a polar bear?


Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 08-Aug-2005

How do you catch a polar bear?

How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?

First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole
with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the
ice-hole.
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():animal jokes (1719): 99 Click


Posted by Bill Clinton on 08-Aug-2005

99 Click

Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():animal jokes (1719): Tigger.


Posted by Sam on 08-Aug-2005
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():animal jokes (1719): Miss Muffet


Posted by Chris King on 08-Aug-2005
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: "hey, whats
in the bowl bitch?!"
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

Jokes search
Input keyword:



Adversting