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():nerd jokes (650): What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade... |
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| Posted by Mickey Kirksey on 13-Aug-2005 | What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade...What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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| Posted by Nadia Issa on 13-Aug-2005 | Huntingthere were 3 guys in the woods.1 was smart,1 was good with guns,and the other was an idiot.so the smart one went out with a gun and came back out with a deer.so the dumb one said howed u get it, howed u get it,howed u get it.so he says follow the tracks, follow the tracks,follow the tracks deer ,BOOM.so the gunman did the same thing but came back with a bear.so the dumb guy said howed u get it, howed u get it,howed u get it,so the gunman said follow the tracks, follow the tracks,follow the tracks bear,boom.so the dumb guy went out and came back with brokin bones all over,blood all on him,so the two guys said howed u do it, howed u do it,howed u do it.so he said follow the tracks, follow the tracks,follow the tracks train,boom
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| Posted by Mel Ehrenzeller on 13-Aug-2005 | Wish mountainthree people are at the top of a wish mountain. on this wish mountain as u slide down whatever u wish 4 comes true. the first guy slides down and wishes he was rich. he gets to the bottom and lands in a pot of gold. the second guy slides down and wishes for a trip to hawaii. when he gets to the bottom he is in hawaii. The third slides down. on the way down he is havin so much fun he screams "WEEEEEEEEE!" when he gets t3 the bottom he lands in a puddle of wee (piss).
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| Posted by chips on 13-Aug-2005 | Ur so dumbur so dumb you tried to sit in the corner of a round room
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():nerd jokes (650): There were three men on a deserted island.... |
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| Posted by Mr. Bump N' Grind on 13-Aug-2005 | There were three men on a deserted island....There were three men on a deserted island. As they walke across this island they came to a magician and a magic slide.
The magician said "as you slide down yell out a beverage of your choice and you will get it at the end."
The first man went down and yelled "water" and landed into a giant glass of water.
The second man slid down and said "gatorade" and landed in a cup of gatorade.
The third man slid down and said "WEEEEEEE"
Well you should get the picture.
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 13-Aug-2005 | PennsylvianiaYou know your in Pennsylviania when the tar patching jobs on the road look like sizmic readings.
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