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| Posted by Leah Pavo on 09-Aug-2005 | what is it?Q. There's one in every corner and two in every room. What is it?
A. O
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| Posted by diane funnyme on 09-Aug-2005 | Why Do Brides Wear WWhy do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.
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| Posted by thezaniak on 09-Aug-2005 | Mahatma GhandiSurely you've heard of Mahatma Ghandi. He's known for being a mystical, peacefully suberb being. Due to his beliefs he has never worn shoes. And also due to his beliefs, he's a vegetarian, so he's always been frail and suffers from halitosis. So what does that leave you with?
A suberb calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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| Posted by Saska on 09-Aug-2005 | orgasmA woman went to the doctor's and told him: "Every time I sneeze, I have an amazing orgasm!" The doctor said: "What have you been taking for it?"
The woman replied: "PEPPER!"
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| Posted by Matt Zeypher on 09-Aug-2005 | Joking with the PopeA gentleman had been trying for years to meet the Pope. Finally, his wish was granted. When the gentleman approached the Pope he said, "Your Eminence, I am so happy to be given this chance to speak with you and I would like to tell you a joke before I start."
The Pope replied, "Of course my son. Go ahead and tell your joke."
The gentleman continued, "There were these two Pollacks and..."
The Pope interrupted, "My son, do you realise that I am Polish?"
"I'm sorry, your Eminence, I'll speak slower . . ."
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| Posted by Nick K. Rogers on 09-Aug-2005 | Skydiving TrainingAt the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.
One guy asked: "If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?"
The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."
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