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| Posted by Moya R. Hodek on 09-Aug-2005 | What is this?A German, a Pollock, and a Jew sit down at the bar.
The Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of Joke?"
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| Posted by Tony C. Weston on 09-Aug-2005 | No Way!A man and his friend walks into a bar one saturday night, And the man gets totally drunk. The man starts arguing "Yeah Right!". Everybody in the bar keeps on hearing him yell "No Way!" and finally his friend walks up to him and says "What's the fuck's your problem?"
. The man replies "Well, this little guy here keeps on saying some guy named George W. Bush is the president!". So then the friend replies:
"OK, first of all, Geroge W. Bush is the President, and second of all, your talking to a stool".
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| Posted by nitrice oxyde on 09-Aug-2005 | SAMWHICHA HAM AND CHEESE SAMWHICH WALKS IN A BAR A GOS UP TO THE BAR TENDER AND ASKS FOR A DRINK AND THE BAR TENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SEVIRE FOOD.
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| Posted by Teresa Adams on 09-Aug-2005 | Blondes at a BarTwo blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks becase she saw a pole .what does the next blonde do ? Answer:she walked on to the pole
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| Posted by Lacy M. Boyd on 09-Aug-2005 | Flying pillA man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."
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| Posted by shayan nouri on 09-Aug-2005 | No Way!A guy and his friend walk into a bar. The guy gets about as drunk as he can get with out passing out. Suddenly, he starts yelling "No Way!" over and over again. He keeps on doing this over and over until his friend comes over. He asks "Hey, what the fuck is your problem?"
The guy replies "This guy here says that some guy named George W. Bush is our president!"
So the friend replies "First of all, George W. Bush is our president, and second of all, your talking to a stool."
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