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| Posted by Vjc on 12-Aug-2005 | What is?what is?
black from the inside and white on the outside? a black person wrap in a white cover.
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| Posted by holly mcmahon on 12-Aug-2005 | MasturbaitingOne time little jimmy\'s dad walked into little jimmy\'s room and said jimmy don\'t jackoff you\'ll go blind.
(little jimmy)-dad i\'m over here in the living room....
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| Posted by iRiShBaBi Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | Look Out!A Father and his on were on their way to a bank when the ee a Big Rig Truck beeping, and the son asks \"Dad, Whats that mean?\"
The Dad replys \"That mean its backing up, son.\"
They then go to the bank and are behind a HUGE woman and the son start making cracks about her weight. \"Stop it, son, your embarrassing me!\" The Dad ay, and the son stops. All of a udden, the woman\'s beeper went off and the son yelled \"Look out, Dad! shes backing up!!!
-Dusty
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| Posted by Jamie G. Snell on 12-Aug-2005 | Santa Claus-Gone BadThere was a little boy that went to the mall to sit on santa\'s lap and when he sat down santa touched the little boys nose and asked,\"What do you want for Christmas, a c-a-r car?\". The little boy said,\"No\". Then santa responded and again touched his nose,\"Do you want a t-r-u-c-k truck?\" and the little boy responded,\"No, i want some p-u-s-s-y and don\'t tell me you don\'t have any cuase I can smell it on your fingers!\".
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| Posted by Apple Jack on 12-Aug-2005 | Good questions to askif u sucked 100 dicks how many would u choke on????
there\'s a dog named no one and a dog named nobody, if u were
gay who would u fuck? this is a one word answer.
does your momma know you\'re gay?
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| Posted by paytbidd on 12-Aug-2005 | FunnyAssNamesHarry Ballzonya
Jack Meoff
Stan Key Hore
Dixie Nourmous
Alotta Vagina
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