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| Posted by Colebuck on 08-Aug-2005 | What mommy calls daddyA man goes hunting, sees a deer, and kills it. He takes ithome for his family to eat. His little girl asks, "dady, what are we havving for dinner tonight?". The man replied, "i'll give you a clue, its something that mummy calls daddy sometimes". The little girl screamed and said "Dont eat it its a fucking asshole!!"
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| Posted by ammooni on 08-Aug-2005 | plentifulSo there is a russian, a coloradan, and and mexican all sitting around the campfire. The russian is drinking a white russian, the mexican is drinking a margarita and the coloradan a coors. So the russian takes his drink, throws it in the air and shoots it. The mexican and coloradan asked "why did u do that?" he said " where i come from we have plenty of those." Then the mexican took his margarita, threw it in the air, and shot it, then the coloradan and the russian asked "why did u do that?" The mexican replied " where i come from we have plenty of margaritas." So then the coloradan takes the mexican, throws him in the air and shoots him. The russian says "why did u do that?" the then coloradan replies "where i come from we have plenty of mexicans!"
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| Posted by Crusher on 08-Aug-2005 | pink panther theme songQ. What did the pink panther say when he steped on an ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant... dead ant, dead ant, dead ant..."
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| Posted by halfback15 on 08-Aug-2005 | OopsThree celebrities - Shaggy, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears - were all in an elvator and they some one farted.
Sshaggy said "it wasn't me". Justin says "bye bye bye". Britney says "opps I did it again"
The next day they were all in a hot tub and there were bubbles everywhere. Shaggy says "it wasn't me". Justin says "bye bye bye". Britney says "stronger than yesterday".
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| Posted by mike w. flewelling on 08-Aug-2005 | turn it overA farmer goes to the industry with two fruits that he invented. The farmer gives the man one of the fruits and he tastes peach on the other side there is apple. Thefarmer told him to try the other one. The guy said, "It tastes like shit." The farmer said, "Turn it over..."
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| Posted by Darcnight Kawasakininjazxniner on 08-Aug-2005 | Don't Eat the Peanut Butter SandwichThe 1st guy walks into a hotel and wants a room, but it is haunted the guy is sleeping when he hears,"Don't eat the peanut butter sandwich." He runs away. the 2nd guy gets the same room and hears the same thing and runs away. the 3d guy eats the sandwich and hears, "I told you once I told you twice I wiped my butt with the peanut butter slice!"
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