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| Posted by Nathan Burns on 08-Aug-2005 | WHAT??????WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
IT DIED.
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WHY DID THE HOUSE COLLAPSE?
YOUR MOM SAT ON IT.
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
SO DO I...
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WHAT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE?
THE CLOWN FELL IN THE MUD.
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| Posted by tonight*** on 08-Aug-2005 | WitchQ. What was the witch's favorite subject in grade school?
A. Spelling
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| Posted by drummagal on 08-Aug-2005 | International restroomQ. If you're Australian going into the bathroom and American coming out, then what were you inside the Batroom?
A. European (You're a-peein')
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| Posted by Elsa Romxo on 08-Aug-2005 | little johnnyLittle Johnny asked his dad what a vagina looks like. His dad said, "Well Johnny, before sex it looks like a nice beautiful rose."
Little Johnny asked his dad, "Well, then what does it look like after sex?"
His dad replied, "Well Johnny, have your ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?"
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| Posted by Michelle Bowery on 08-Aug-2005 | DALE AND PINK FLOYDWHAT DO DALE EARNHARDT AND PINK FLOYD HAVE IN COMMON
THEIR BIGGEST HIT WAS "THE WALL"
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| Posted by Amanda S. Wilhelm on 08-Aug-2005 | santa clausDo you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimmey.
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