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| Posted by superM65 on 07-Aug-2005 | When someone says, "It can't be done," they're...When someone says, "It can't be done," they're usually right.
They can't do it.
- Harvey Mackay
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():funny quotes (263): In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle... |
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():funny quotes (263): When you participate in sporting events, it's... |
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| Posted by Ulax B. Cool on 07-Aug-2005 | When you participate in sporting events, it's...When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose
... it's how drunk you get
- Homer J. Simpson
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():funny quotes (263): I always turn to the sports page first, which... |
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| Posted by Alex C on 07-Aug-2005 | I always turn to the sports page first, which...I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 07-Aug-2005 | "... It's easy if you try."..."... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx
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