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| Posted by Zohaib Fazal on 09-Aug-2005 | "Who ever thought up the word 'Mammogram'? Every time I hear it, I
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| Posted by Rick Martin on 07-Aug-2005 | "Everything worthwhile has already been invented...."Everything worthwhile has already been invented."
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():funny quotes (263): To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's... |
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| Posted by Jocky on 07-Aug-2005 | To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's...To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
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():funny quotes (263): "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
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| Posted by Lorelea on 09-Aug-2005 | "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
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| Posted by Dragonfire563 on 07-Aug-2005 | We are ready for an unforeseen event that...We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
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| Posted by sarah simone on 09-Aug-2005 | "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
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