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| Posted by Stu D. Baker on 09-Aug-2005 | Why are they called buildings,Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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| Posted by Joel on 09-Aug-2005 | Shin: A device forShin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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| Posted by Michael A. Kosbie on 09-Aug-2005 | If a parsley farmer isIf a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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| Posted by Kathleen E. Ryan on 09-Aug-2005 | Ever wonder what you callEver wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
Being rich and it don't mean so much . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Wouldnt a good response be to write . . . A Good Doctor!
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| Posted by Big Lobowski on 09-Aug-2005 | When cheese gets its pictureWhen cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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| Posted by Shannon on 09-Aug-2005 | How come abbreviated is suchHow come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why are there 5 sylables in the word "monosylabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
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