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| Posted by jerry on 09-Aug-2005 | Why cry?Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
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| Posted by Not Kool Man on 09-Aug-2005 | ITEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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| Posted by Wicked Jeff on 09-Aug-2005 | SpellTEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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| Posted by Patricia Pezzullo on 09-Aug-2005 | WaterTEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H- I- J- K- L- M- N- O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
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| Posted by Fred Kohn on 09-Aug-2005 | In or out?One day a mom was exasperated with her young son's antics.
She snapped at him saying, "How do you ever expect to get into heaven?"
"Well," fidgeted the little boy after some thought. "I'll run in and out, and keep slamming the door till they say 'Come in or stay out!' and then I'll go in."
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| Posted by Jack W. Pitt-Brooke on 09-Aug-2005 | CopyTEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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