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():animal jokes (1719): Why do hummingbirds hum


Posted by Terry W. Gordon on 10-Aug-2005

Why do hummingbirds hum

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
   

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():animal jokes (1719): very funny joke


Posted by Dylan W. Maloney on 14-Aug-2005

very funny joke

what did the fish say to the other fish
if u don't shut your mouth you'll get cought

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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():animal jokes (1719): raindeer


Posted by Lexi M. Johnson on 14-Aug-2005

raindeer

what reindeer laughed at rudolf?

olive.........(say this out loud) ALL OF the other raindeer,
used to laugh and call him names..........

yah yah i kno its stupid, but ur kids will like it

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Energizer Bunny arrested!


Posted by Kas D on 08-Aug-2005

Energizer Bunny arrested!

Did you hear?

The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Donald Duck


Posted by Siemen on 08-Aug-2005
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.

"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"

"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Alabama Farmer


Posted by Eddie P. Yeti on 10-Aug-2005
Alabama Farmer
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
   

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