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():funny thoughts (97): Why do we say something


Posted by sexy bugger on 09-Aug-2005

Why do we say something

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
   

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():funny thoughts (97): Why is it called rush


Posted by DeLio on 09-Aug-2005

Why is it called rush

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?

Why do they call then express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped?

Why is abreviation such a long word?

If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad?

Why do they report power outages on TV?
   

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():funny thoughts (97): Why is there an expiration


Posted by mariana a on 09-Aug-2005

Why is there an expiration

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
   

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():funny thoughts (97): Why not modern Latin: VENI,


Posted by Halli on 09-Aug-2005

Why not modern Latin: VENI,

Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

Strange! No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
   

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():funny thoughts (97): If someone with multiple personalities


Posted by Smoker Wiedman on 09-Aug-2005
If someone with multiple personalities
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
   

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():funny thoughts (97): If it's zero degrees outside


Posted by Tom Lynn on 09-Aug-2005
If it's zero degrees outside
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
   

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