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| Posted by Melissa R. Delaat on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is the word "abbreviate"Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
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| Posted by Tristan A. Khan on 09-Aug-2005 | If love is blind, whyIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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| Posted by Michael Jackson jokes on 09-Aug-2005 | Experience is something you don'tExperience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
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| Posted by Kayla Rakes on 09-Aug-2005 | Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuffQuantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!
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| Posted by Nick K on 09-Aug-2005 | Since Americans throw rice atSince Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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| Posted by Alan R. Bolster on 09-Aug-2005 | I went out today andI went out today and bought everything I've been wanting, because now that the elections are over, I know that the politicians are going to take care of the middle class.
The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.
I really feel sorry for Madonna's baby, having to grow without a last name.
Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?
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