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():bar jokes (2610): Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?... |
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| Posted by Terry W. Gordon on 13-Aug-2005 | Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?...Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?
Because everywhere is Target!
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| Posted by AceIq on 13-Aug-2005 | The DocOld guy goes to Doc. Problems? queries the Doc."Its my sex life you see". So tell me says the Doc. Well its indifferent!. Is that one word or two? asks the Doc as he looks up from his desk.
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| Posted by Hot wee devil on 13-Aug-2005 | Dolly bird to doctors.She was a stunner. Walked into the surgery with a minor cold complaint. "Ah" says the doc with appreciation. "Can you strip off please, and put your clothes over there". "Where" says the stunner. "Over there on top of mine", says the doc
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| Posted by Katie Hersberger on 13-Aug-2005 | Man walking into a bara man walked into a bar an said ouch!
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| Posted by Gennadios M. Papapavlou on 13-Aug-2005 | Your mama so fatyour mama so fat the last time she seen 91210 was on the scale
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():bar jokes (2610): Packet of Crisps and a pint of Lager |
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| Posted by SmarteeS11 on 13-Aug-2005 | Packet of Crisps and a pint of LagerA man walks into a bar and asks the Barman for a pint a lager and a packet of crisps,when the barman served him the man drunks the pint of larger and placies the packet of crisps on his head turns around and walked out of the pub. The same thing happened the following two days. On the third day the barman thought ill catch him out, so in comes the man orders a pint of lager and a packet of crisps, The barman said sorry mate i can serve you the drink but i cant give you any crisps as we have run out ! so the man said ok then ill have a cornish pasty instead. He drinks the lager and puts the cornish pasty on his head and turns around and starts to walk out. Just as he gets to the door the barman says why did you put that cornish pasty on your head ! The man replies because you`ve run out of crisps.
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