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| Posted by ROTEM IS A SMURF on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is there only ONEWhy is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
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| Posted by Richard R. Dooley on 09-Aug-2005 | If you shoot a mime,If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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| Posted by Jeanna M. Garloch on 09-Aug-2005 | Light travels faster than sound.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
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| Posted by Lindy Meyer on 09-Aug-2005 | Why doesn't Tarzan have aWhy doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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| Posted by Miss Khris on 09-Aug-2005 | Everyone has a photographic memory.Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 09-Aug-2005 | Do infants enjoy infancy asDo infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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