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| Posted by Angel2 on 09-Aug-2005 | Why Isn't there mouse-flavored catWhy Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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| Posted by scott m. on 09-Aug-2005 | When two airplanes almost collideWhen two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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| Posted by Max Hooper on 09-Aug-2005 | If pro is the oppositeIf pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
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| Posted by Bob Nelson on 08-Aug-2005 | Rules of attractionThe less attractive you are, the more intelligent you had better be.
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| Posted by Anton Ko on 09-Aug-2005 | Have you ever imagined aHave you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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| Posted by Red on 09-Aug-2005 | The best advice for teenagersThe best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.
I really feel sorry for Madonna's baby, having to grow without a last name.
Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?
The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
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