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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by mellow_yellow108 on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

   

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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by Hiker on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Humanity...


Posted by Anthony M. Ochoa on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Murphy's Law of Humanity

To err is human.

To blame it on someone else is even more human.


   

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():funny laws (94): Kovac's Conundrum...


Posted by pyroguy_3 on 07-Aug-2005

Kovac's Conundrum...

Kovac's Conundrum

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

   

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():funny laws (94): Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...


Posted by ~*Angel*~ on 07-Aug-2005
Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...
Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by SARA N. DUCEY on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Technology Laws...
Murphy's Technology Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

   

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