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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Window washers


Posted by Smart Fool on 12-Aug-2005

Window washers

There were 3 male windowwashers. One Mexican one American and one Polish. At lunch break one day the Mexican opened his lunch and got a burrito. He said,\"man if i get another burrito im gonna jump.\" The American said,\"if i get another bologna sandwich im gonna jump.\" The Polish guy said,\"if i get another sausage im gonna jump. The next day they all commited suicide. At their funerals the Mexican wife said,\" If only I would have known he didnt want another burrito i would have packed him something else.\" The Polish wife said,\" I would have packed my hubbie something else if i wouldve known.\" Then they turned and looked at the American wife. She said, \"what are u looking at me for, he packs his own lunches.\"
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Retard


Posted by lafonda on 13-Aug-2005

Retard

Q:How do u get 5 retards into an ambulance??

A:2 in the front 2 in the back and the other on the top making the siren sound effects.


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Let's put this into sensible units - - like...


Posted by Dan Berkowitz on 07-Aug-2005

Let's put this into sensible units - - like...

Let's put this into sensible units - - like furlongs per fortnight.
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Beware of quantum ducks...


Posted by Deliliah L. Cutting on 07-Aug-2005

Beware of quantum ducks...

Beware of quantum ducks

(quark! quark!)

   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...


Posted by Chell Clark on 07-Aug-2005

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Stupid Nurse


Posted by Taija on 13-Aug-2005

Stupid Nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. 'She's incredibly mixed up,' said one doctor. 'She does everything absolutely backwards.

Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!'

The second doctor said, 'That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!'

Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. 'Oh my God!', said the first doctor, 'I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : New bartender


Posted by Dippy on 13-Aug-2005

New bartender

A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is staring at the horse, when the horse says, "Hey buddy? What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?"

The guy says, "No, it's not that... it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place."


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : You should go home....


Posted by Jordan L. Lee on 07-Aug-2005

You should go home....

You should go home.
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Speaking of being stuck on one address, my...


Posted by BILLY B. PLOTTER on 07-Aug-2005

Speaking of being stuck on one address, my...

Speaking of being stuck on one address, my professor once told this tale of misoptimization, quite possibly apocryphal. It seems these computer architects were looking to speed up their machine. They looked at their dynamic instruction counts and picked a branch instruction that was heavily used. After fixing the microcode they started up the system again and noticed NO improvement in speed. Turns out the branch was used by the idle loop in the scheduler. All they did was make the CPU spin its wheels faster.
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Airplane Crash


Posted by Barbra G. Tompson on 13-Aug-2005

Airplane Crash

There is report of a 2 seater private plane which crashed into a large cemetary.

The Fire Dept has reported recovering over 300 bodies and are still digging.....


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon...


Posted by Nick Jerimiah on 07-Aug-2005

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon...

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Mike Adams

   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : The reason computer chips are so small is...


Posted by Derek K. Lewis on 07-Aug-2005

The reason computer chips are so small is...

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Nok nok


Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 12-Aug-2005

Nok nok

nok nok ! whose there? banana banana who? nok nok whose there banana banana who? nok nok let me guess its banana? Nope ok i\'ll anwser the door then. WHO IS IT THIS TIME? Its Orange. OH YEAH ORANGE WHO? Orange you glad i didn\'t say banana ?
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : T-Shirt of the future #385:...


Posted by Fred Johnson on 07-Aug-2005

T-Shirt of the future #385:...

T-Shirt of the future #385:

"Mom and Dad went to Alpha Centauri and all I
got was this lousy T-shirt"

   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Dumbass Redneck


Posted by Jeff R. Janney on 13-Aug-2005

Dumbass Redneck

One Day A fat Redneck walks into a bar And Orders a Beer. Once the bartender Brings him his beer He stands up and Pisses in it. The Bartender Perplexed ask "Why did u piss in ur beer". The man Replies This isnt my Drink. The Bartender says "o playing a prank eh"? The guy Replies "Ya" Ive put gold in the bottom of the class". "Gold? the Bartender says Thats not urine"? Quickly the bartender swoops down the drink. and is dissapointed not to find gold. The man smiles And hands the Bartender a note. "Toldya I was playing a prank u dumbass".
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Not Bright Customers


Posted by Scn64 on 13-Aug-2005

Not Bright Customers

The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography)...

- I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut. When I explained that the inn was fictional, the customer became very irate and insisted 'I know it is real, I see people check in every week!'

- Also, I really did have someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

- A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, 'would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?'

- I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.' Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, 'Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.' her response....click.

- A secretary called in looking for hotel in Los Angeles. She gave me various names off a list, none of which I could find. I finally had her fax me the list. To my surprise, it was a list of hotels in New Orleans, Louisiana. She thought the LA stood for Los Angeles, and that New Orleans was a suburb of L.A. Worst of all, when I called her back, she was not even embarrassed.

- A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.'

- I got a call from a man who asked, 'is it possible to see England from Canada?' I said, 'No.' He said 'but they look so close on the map.'

- Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay- over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, 'I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.'

- A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8: 20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am.I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

- A woman called and asked, 'Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?' I said, 'No, why do you ask?' She replied, 'Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?' After putting her on hold for a minute while I 'looked into it' ( I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

- I just got off the phone with a man who asked, 'How do I know which plane to get on?' I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, 'I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them.'

- A woman called and said, ' I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes.' I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, 'Yea, whatever.'

- A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. 'Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.' I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, 'Look, I've been to China 4 times and every time they have accepted my American Express.'

- A woman called to make reservations, 'I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York' The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: 'Are you sure that's the name of the town?' 'Yes, what flights do you have?' replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, 'I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere.' The customer retorted, 'Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!' The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, 'You don't mean Buffalo, do you?' 'That's it! I knew it was a big animal!'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : What is the definition of a cyber slut?...


Posted by Ashley Brown on 07-Aug-2005

What is the definition of a cyber slut?...

What is the definition of a cyber slut?
A girl who types well with just one hand.

   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Just Like Home


Posted by Alycia Dufresne on 13-Aug-2005

Just Like Home

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. Until the boat sank. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing ... only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months he is lying on the beach one day, when the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen rows up to him.In disbelief, he asked her: 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?'

'I rowed from the other side of the island,' she said, 'I landed here when my cruise ship sank.'

'Amazing,' he said, 'You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you.'

'Oh, this?' replied the woman 'I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island, the oars were whittled from Gumtree branches, I wove the bottom from Palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.'

'But-but, that's impossible,' stuttered the man, 'you had no tools or hardware, how did you manage?'

'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman, 'on the South side of the island there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware.'

The guy was stunned. 'Let's row over to my place, ' she said. As she docked, the man looked onshore, and nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk Leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven Hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck.

As they walked into the house, she said casually 'It's not much, but I call it home. Please do sit down. Would you like a drink?'

'No, no thank you' he said, still dazed, 'can't take any more coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,' the woman replied. 'I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?'

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take A shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom.'

No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge were fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. 'This woman is amazing,' he mused, 'what next?'

When he returned, she greeted him wearing nothing but vines-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckoned him to sit down next to her. 'Tell me,' she began, suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know...' She stared into his eyes.

He couldn't believe what he was hearing! 'You mean?--,' he replied, '-I can check my e-mail from here?'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : What is...


Posted by amy on 12-Aug-2005

What is...

what is black and white and red all the time?
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : The Tromboom...


Posted by Jesi Lucjak on 13-Aug-2005

The Tromboom...

(Please don't try this at home)

August, 1998, Montevideo, Uruguay

Paolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra's performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture at an outdoor children's concert. In complete seriousness he placed a large, ignited firecracker, which was equivalent in strength to a quarter stick of dynamite, into his aluminum straight mute and then stuck the mute into the bell of his quite new Yamaha in-line double-valve bass trombone.

Later, from his hospital bed he explained to a reporter through bandages on his mouth, ''I thought that the bell of my trombone would shield me from the explosion and instead, would focus the energy of the blast outward's and away from me, propelling the mute high above the orchestra, like a rocket.''

However, Paolo was not up on his propulsion physics nor qualified to use high-powered artillery and in his haste to get the horn up before the firecracker went off, he failed to raise the bell of the horn high enough so as to give the mute enough arc to clear the orchestra.

What actually happened should serve as a lesson to us all during those delirious moments of divine inspiration. First, because he failed to sufficiently elevate the bell of his horn, the blast propelled the mute between rows of players in the woodwind and viola sections of the orchestra, missing the players and straight into the stomach of the conductor, driving him off the podium and directly into the front row of the audience.

Fortunately, the audience were sitting in folding chairs and thus they were protected from serious injury, for the chairs collapsed under them passing the energy of the impact of the flying conductor backwards into row of people sitting behind them, who in turn were driven back into the people in the row behind and so on, like a row of dominos. The sound of collapsing wooden chairs and grunts of people falling on their behinds increased logarithmically, adding to the overall sound of brass cannons and brass playing as constitutes the closing measures of the Overture.

Meanwhile, all of this unplanned choreography not withstanding, back on stage Paolo's Waterloo was still unfolding. According to Paolo, ''Just as the I heard the sound of the blast, time seemed to stand still. Everything moved in slow motion. Just before I felt searing pain to my mouth, I could swear I heard a voice with a Austrian accent say ''Fur every akshon zer iz un eekvul un opposeet reakshon!''

Well, this should come as no surprise, for Paolo had set himself up for a textbook demonstration of this fundamental law of physics. Having failed to plug the lead pipe of his trombone, he allowed the energy of the blast to send a super-heated jet of gas backwards through the mouth pipe of the trombone which exited the mouthpiece burning his lips and face.

The pyrotechnic ballet wasn't over yet. The force of the blast was so great it split the bell of his shiny Yamaha right down the middle, turning it inside out while at the same time propelling Paolo backwards off the riser. And for the grand finale, as Paolo fell backwards he lost his grip on the slide of the trombone allowing the pressure of the hot gases coursing through the horn to propel the trombone's slide like a double golden spear into the head of the 3rd clarinetist, knocking him unconscious.

The moral of the story? Beware the next time you hear someone in the trombone section yell out: ''Hey, everyone, watch this!''


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Idiot Gangsters


Posted by Angi502 on 13-Aug-2005

Idiot Gangsters

Some idiot gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning.

Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The head idiot gangster says 'Okay, well, at least we can eat it.' So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding.

They decide to devour it too. Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said 'Well, at least they left something for us to eat.'

The next day, while listening to the news they hear: 'Yesterday the largest sperm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : The truth about Bridge


Posted by Aaron R. Whittington on 13-Aug-2005

The truth about Bridge

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, 'Yes, sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, 'Lay down and let's see what you've got.' Another man said, 'I've got strength but no length.' Another man says to the lady, 'Take your hand off my trick!' I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, 'You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise.' Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, 'Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine. Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, 'Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber.'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson


Posted by Jimmy James on 13-Aug-2005

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said,

'Watson, look up. What do you see?'

'Well, I see thousands of stars.'

'And what does that mean to you?'

'Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?'

'To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : The Pheasant and the Bull


Posted by Tisch T. B on 13-Aug-2005

The Pheasant and the Bull

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree', sighed the pheasant, 'but I haven't got the energy'.

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients'.

The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so on.

Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.

The Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Endangered Species


Posted by chicken E. taste on 13-Aug-2005

Endangered Species

One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a man sitting in the woods chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle.

'Hey mister, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing one is punishable offence', said the Park Ranger.

The man was swiftly arrested, and ushered before the judge.

In court, he pleaded innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.

'I was so hungry' complained the defensive camper, 'the Bald Eagle was the only food I could find!'

To everyone's amazement, the judge ruled in his favor.

In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, 'I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. But I'd like to know: What did it taste like?'

The man answered, 'Well, it tasted like a cross between a Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl.'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Joha


Posted by Lindsey L. D on 13-Aug-2005

Joha

Mr Dock was counting his goods and Joha was doing it on his fingers,
Mr dock: 2 bags of salt
Joha held two fingers down
Mr dock: 2 bags of sugar
Joha held the fourth and fifth down and the third was up>
Mr Dock : why you ... helding this on me or why are you raising the third finger ??
Joha : i dont want the sugar and salt to be mixed .........
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Anniversary News


Posted by Imfuktup Man on 13-Aug-2005

Anniversary News

The wealthy couple were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary. Their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift, and after the meal, he drew them aside.

'You're all grown men,' he said, 'and old enough to hear this. Your mother and I have never been legally married.'

'What?' gasped one of the sons. 'Do you mean to say we're all bastards?'

'Yes,' snapped the old man, closing the trap, 'and cheap ones, too!'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Blackjack and tipping


Posted by Kara on 13-Aug-2005

Blackjack and tipping

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, 'When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?'

The dealer said, 'When you eat out do you tip the waiter?'

'Yes.'

'Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me.'

'Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.'


   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : Black people


Posted by Shania on 13-Aug-2005

Black people

Why dont Black people dream????


because the last one that did got shot
   

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Funny Quotes:nerd jokes | (650) : That's the ugliest baby *


Posted by ruchi on 13-Aug-2005

That's the ugliest baby *

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver says, ''That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.''

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. ''The bus driver insulted me,'' she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: ''Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.''

''You're right'' she said. ''I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.''

''That's a good idea'' the man said. ''Here, let me hold your monkey.''


   

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