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| Posted by greb0 on 10-Aug-2005 | WINSTON CUPthree surgeons were arguing about who was the best surgeon.
the first said,???i reattached a severed arm on a man who went on to become one
of the best pitchers in the major league."
the second said,???i reattached a severed leg on a man who went on to become one
of the best place kickers in the nfl."
the third surgeon could not be out done. he said,???i once stitched a mustache
to an a****** and he went on to become a seven time winston cup champion!"
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| Posted by Poopfroggyman on 10-Aug-2005 | Dale EarnhardtDid you hear Dale Earnhardt was arrested for drugs?
They found everything but speed on him.
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| Posted by D Kelly on 10-Aug-2005 | Ernie Irvin ShirtDid you see where that lady that won the 20 million dollar lawsuit for the
McDonald's coffee being too hot, is suing Walmart?
Apparently she bought an Ernie Irvin Shirt and hit the wall 10 times before
she left the store.
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| Posted by josh baker on 10-Aug-2005 | Miranda RightsHow do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
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| Posted by Kyra S. Travis on 10-Aug-2005 | Honor SystemThe Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your
Honor.
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| Posted by jeessejames on 10-Aug-2005 | Cowboys playThe Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take
out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
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