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| Posted by Emily Eddy on 14-Aug-2005 | Wise MenA wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
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| Posted by Rob E. Daynes on 14-Aug-2005 | Folding BedsI broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
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| Posted by Adam E. Hinkhouse on 14-Aug-2005 | Friends"True Friends know the song of your heart and sing it back when
you have forgotten it."
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| Posted by Lisa R. Schwarz on 14-Aug-2005 | PowerNot to the power that raises shanties, but to the power that lowers
panties!
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| Posted by Keith Mc Laughlin on 14-Aug-2005 | Replies...I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they
make as they go flying by.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved
through a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along
without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're
the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there
the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing
him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I
thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
key.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut
butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like you are
crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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