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():nerd jokes (650): Wish mountain


Posted by Mel Ehrenzeller on 13-Aug-2005

Wish mountain

three people are at the top of a wish mountain. on this wish mountain as u slide down whatever u wish 4 comes true. the first guy slides down and wishes he was rich. he gets to the bottom and lands in a pot of gold. the second guy slides down and wishes for a trip to hawaii. when he gets to the bottom he is in hawaii. The third slides down. on the way down he is havin so much fun he screams "WEEEEEEEEE!" when he gets t3 the bottom he lands in a puddle of wee (piss).
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Ur so dumb


Posted by chips on 13-Aug-2005

Ur so dumb

ur so dumb you tried to sit in the corner of a round room
   

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():nerd jokes (650): There were three men on a deserted island....


Posted by Mr. Bump N' Grind on 13-Aug-2005

There were three men on a deserted island....

There were three men on a deserted island. As they walke across this island they came to a magician and a magic slide.
The magician said "as you slide down yell out a beverage of your choice and you will get it at the end."
The first man went down and yelled "water" and landed into a giant glass of water.
The second man slid down and said "gatorade" and landed in a cup of gatorade.
The third man slid down and said "WEEEEEEE"
Well you should get the picture.

   

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():nerd jokes (650): Pennsylviania


Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 13-Aug-2005

Pennsylviania

You know your in Pennsylviania when the tar patching jobs on the road look like sizmic readings.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Retarted


Posted by Hope moynahan on 13-Aug-2005
Retarted
Their was a retarted kid and today is 1st day of school.So he sais gotta go schoo!so he goes out and waits for the bus it passes.so the next day he stands out and sais gotta go schoo got ride bus!so he waves at the bus the bus still passes him.so the next day he stands in the middle of the road and the bus driver runs over the kid and runs over him agaian and agian a cop se`s it ans says sir why did you run the kid over the man says da muf***er been makin fun of me allweak!!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Screwed


Posted by cathy b on 13-Aug-2005
Screwed
Theres a woman on the beach with no arms and no legs.....She starts crying. A man walks over to her and says Miss whats wrong?....She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been hugged. So he picks her up and gives her a hug.....He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks back over and says whats wrong now?.. she says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been kissed....SO he picks her up and kisses her and lays her back down. He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks over and says now whats wrong.?..She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been screwed...So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now your screwed!
   

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