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():bar jokes (2610): Woman asks husband for space


Posted by ginageeluv on 12-Aug-2005

Woman asks husband for space

i bought my wife a rocket for christmas "she says what the fuck do i want with a rocket"husband replies"well you wanted space now fuck off"
   

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():bar jokes (2610): D inasors


Posted by Roy A. Pitta on 12-Aug-2005

D inasors

What do you call a lesbian dinasor ???
Alickalotofpuss !!!
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Skiny


Posted by Bird Boy on 12-Aug-2005

Skiny

you is soooo skiny if you had a lot of hair on your head you would look like a used q-tip.
   

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():bar jokes (2610): The drunk


Posted by Richard A. Calden on 12-Aug-2005

The drunk

There was this drunk , he said he can pee in the bottle.Without a drop of piss on the ground.Then his friends said no you cant and they bet him 100 dollars he couldnt.Then he whip his wood out and started to piss . He pissed everywhere but in the bottle.His friends said told you you owe me 100 dollars.Then the drunk said see them people over there i bet then 1000 dollars that ill pee all over the bar.
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Your mama


Posted by goldberg on 12-Aug-2005
Your mama
your momas so fat she lays her shirt out to dry on the drive way
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Susie????s Joke


Posted by CBKool on 12-Aug-2005
Susie????s Joke
What sex posion do you use for an ugly baby?






how the hell should i know!
ask your mum.
   

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