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| Posted by Dayna E. Bias on 09-Aug-2005 | Women with duckWomen goes into a bar with a duck under her arm.
Bartenders says "what'll the pig have."
The woman says, "that's not a pig, that's a duck!".
I know says the bartender, "I was talking to the duck."
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():bar jokes (2610): A brain goes to a local bar |
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| Posted by J L. Hodges on 09-Aug-2005 | A brain goes to a local barA brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
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| Posted by Charisma K. Carsinoger on 09-Aug-2005 | Termite Fun.What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
Where is the bar tender?
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| Posted by bobybo on 09-Aug-2005 | The Irishman's WAn Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, ???I will give you three wishes.??? The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, ???I want a beer that never is empty.??? With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The man says, ???I want two more of these.???
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():bar jokes (2610): Beer President's Have a Beer |
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| Posted by M Grice on 11-Aug-2005 | Beer President's Have a BeerAfter the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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():bar jokes (2610): your mum stinks of rancid shit... |
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| Posted by kristin n. marek on 12-Aug-2005 | your mum stinks of rancid shit...your mum stinks of rancid shit
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