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():animal jokes (1719): Wrong Straw


Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 14-Aug-2005

Wrong Straw

At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking at
the camels. Then he picked up a straw, placed it on the camel's
back and waited. Nothing happed,"Wrong straw," he muttered and
walked away.

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Stupide Ass


Posted by John Smith on 14-Aug-2005

Stupide Ass

You're mamma's so stupide that she sits on the
tv to watch the couch!!!!

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Unique Rabbit


Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 14-Aug-2005

Unique Rabbit

Q: How do you catch a unigue Rabbit

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit

A: Tame way

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Hamburger Cow


Posted by Canadian seven seven eight on 14-Aug-2005

Hamburger Cow

A hungry cow walked into a Butcher shop.
"Boy, Do I feel like a hamburger." he said.
"You should." said the Butcher with a evil grin.
and the cow was never seen again....

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Angry piggy in the orchard


Posted by Betsy on 14-Aug-2005
Angry piggy in the orchard
The angry piggy went to steal some cherries. It entered the
orchard and climbed a cherry tree and started to eat...
The ranger sees the angry piggy and shouts to it: "What the heck
are you doing up there?". The angry piggy answered: "I'm eating
apples!"
The ranger: "Don't try to foul me, you're up in a cherry tree!"
The angry piggy: "Yeah, but i brought apples with me from
home..."

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Dogs


Posted by Eric Skinner on 14-Aug-2005
Dogs
Why do dogs have fur coats?
So they don't fur-eeze!

   

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