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| Posted by Lady Love on 13-Aug-2005 | Ya mamaya mamas so fat when she went bunnge jummping she went strait to hell
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| Posted by Melissa R. Delaat on 13-Aug-2005 | Jimmy Crack cornWhy did they make a song about jimmy cracks corn if they dont care it goes jimmy crack corn and i dont care jimmy crack corn and i dont care!!!!!
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| Posted by Garbett on 13-Aug-2005 | Captain hookQ: Why did Captain Hook die? A: Because he wiped his ass.
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| Posted by Steve Mitchell on 13-Aug-2005 | Cxfghdtgbrtytrhrthtrhrtooobiopirejklrjkgiojdtgobivgrjvo9ikvgopertybektyhbeertegtrhytb5666k66kk6k6kerktbklrsdltlvllltrllgkmtjkyh8uihnnhjand he said kjfjhdjtdfdhgfdhgdhgfdjgfdj but then he did iyhukbgcfikhbg78lbh7bhs7 and that is the hvbgljegfhjwervjlsd end.
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():nerd jokes (650): "What did u take into the desert?" |
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| Posted by silverseeker on 13-Aug-2005 | "What did u take into the desert?"A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went into the desert and happened to survive. When they came back the media asked questions.
They asked the white guy, "What did you take?"
"Some water, because if I ever got thirsty I could drink some."
They asked the black guy, "What did you take?"
"Some food because if I ever got hungry, I could have omething to eat."
They asked the Polish guy "What did you take?"
"A car door, so if I got hot I could roll down the window."
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| Posted by Jeremy Mrotek on 13-Aug-2005 | Poor jokeyour family so poor that they have a milk carton for a house and when you stick the key in to open the door you stab everybody.
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