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| Posted by Neo X. Queen on 07-Aug-2005 | You haff been beet, vipped, starved, und tortured....You haff been beet, vipped, starved, und tortured.
Und now, da party is over!
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| Posted by Joe E. Pattenaude on 07-Aug-2005 | A consultant is an ordinary person a long...A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
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| Posted by Rosebud on 07-Aug-2005 | Being a doctor is easier then being an engineer,...Being a doctor is easier then being an engineer,
because you don't build things, you just fix them.
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| Posted by Kelsey R. K on 07-Aug-2005 | A couple of Redskins fans, Bubba and Bo, are...A couple of Redskins fans, Bubba and Bo, are hunting in the woods in the
rural south when Bo falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My
friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a shot is heard. Bubba's voice comes back on the
line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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| Posted by Matt L. Giardina on 07-Aug-2005 | I remember when I was a sophomore. . ....I remember when I was a sophomore. . .
Best three years of my life.
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