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():other funny jokes (4827): You know you have problems when the barber...


Posted by K9mom on 07-Aug-2005

You know you have problems when the barber...

You know you have problems when the barber has a USMC tattoo on his arm.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): People from Back East think that Los Angeles...


Posted by Matt Zeypher on 07-Aug-2005

People from Back East think that Los Angeles...

People from Back East think that Los Angeles doesn't have any seasons, but they're wrong. The four seasons of Los Angeles are:

Fire, flood, earthquake and riot.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense...


Posted by DrummerMonkey on 07-Aug-2005

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): It is more important to know whether there...


Posted by Cara A. Wegimont on 07-Aug-2005

It is more important to know whether there...

It is more important to know whether there will be weather than what the whether will be.
--- the Whether Man, from The Phantom Tollbooth
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Time is just nature's way of...


Posted by BlondFreak on 07-Aug-2005
Time is just nature's way of...
Time is just nature's way of
keeping everything from happening at once.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): What's brown and sticky? A stick....


Posted by Kelsey D. Dowswell on 07-Aug-2005
What's brown and sticky? A stick....
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
   

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