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14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't

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	():school humor (1428): Little boy at a nude beach

Posted by LEXIELUVSU on 13-Aug-2005

Little boy at a nude beach

A little kid goes to a nude beach with his parents. He sees a naked girl and says "Mommy, mommy! That lady has bigger tits than you do!"

So his mom says "The bigger your tits are the dumber you are."

Then the little boy sees a naked guy and says "Mommy, mommy! That man has a bigger dick than daddy!"

So the mom says, "The bigger your dick is the dumber you are."

Then the little boy sees something else. He says, "Mommy, mommy! Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and he keeps getting dumber and dumber!"

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	():school humor (1428): Georgie (Juvinile and sick)

Posted by Lioness Mage on 13-Aug-2005

Georgie (Juvinile and sick)

One night a little girl was having a bad dream so she goes into her dads room and climbs in.

She wakes up her dad-who is sleeping in the nude-and says "Daddy whats that?" And he said o thats Georgie." And falls back asleep.

The next morning he wakes up in the hospital with his daughter next to him and he asks "What happened?" And the girl answers "Georgie spit at me so I cut off his head."

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	():school humor (1428): A Day At The Bank

Posted by K S on 13-Aug-2005

A Day At The Bank

One day a young just married couple were driving in their audi TT. Their names were Harder (male) and Fuck Me (female).

Harder and Fuck me needed some cash, so they stopped at a local bank. Harder
ran in to the ATM while Fuck Me waited in the car.

A strange man with an obvious giant boner walks up to the window and says "Hi, whats your name?" and she answers "Fuck Me". So he says "Ok" and gets in the car and screws her.

She starts screaming "Harder Harder Harder!!!" And then he says "Lady I can't fuck that hard!"

-Jessica

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	():school humor (1428): Jonny Godeeper

Posted by William S. McDarmont on 12-Aug-2005

Jonny Godeeper

A teacher asked a boy named Jonny Godeeper to take out his math book,so he asked her to take off her shirt,she said OK.Then she asked him to take out his reading book,so he asked her to take off her pants,she said OK.Then she him to take out his science book,so he asked her to take off her bra,she said OK.Then she asked him to take out his art book,so he asked her to take off her underwere,she said OK.Then she asked him to take out his homework book,so he asked her if he could have sex with her,she said OK.Then the principal walked in and said\"JONNY GODEEPER!\"

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	():school humor (1428): Ways to confuse a roommate

Posted by Carla J. Hicks on 09-Aug-2005

Ways to confuse a roommate

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

10. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.

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