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| Posted by Air Force X on 13-Aug-2005 | You So StupidYou so stupid yo Teacher told you to turn to page 14 in yo book and you said what page 14 on.
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| Posted by Rebecca M on 13-Aug-2005 | Teachers jokesQ. why did the teacher have to were sunglasses in school?
A. because the students were so bright.
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| Posted by Cassie Hart on 13-Aug-2005 | PolicemanWhat did the policeman sat to his stomach
your under a vest
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| Posted by Devil of Heaven alright not funny but I'm a great critic on 14-Aug-2005 | High School ReunionI just returned from my fiftieth high school reunion. The Romans of Los Angeles Hi. Class of '48. The Marina Marriott was packed. Everyone was there.
We had changed little since we had last met ten years ago. Oh, we had aged a little. But there was no real change. We spent most of the time reminiscing on the good times we had during our high school days. What most of us remembered most vividly was the semester we were offered a class in Accounting.
This was an innovative experimental class that had never been tried before. And because of us, it has never been offered again. You see we were very independent teen-agers in those post-war days. We were interested in ideals about equality and the future, not in accounting.
... So we rapidly lost our interest and attacked the principal.
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| Posted by luke on 14-Aug-2005 | Ways to Get Thrown out of Chemistry10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
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():school humor (1428): The Top 18 Signs You're Pledging The Wrong Fraternity |
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| Posted by AcOuStIcFlAmEs on 14-Aug-2005 | The Top 18 Signs You're Pledging The Wrong Fraternity18> Three Words: Sigma Alpha Macarena.
17> Nobody joins in your armpit rendition of "Louie, Louie."
16> Each meeting turns into an argument between the two of you
about who gets to be president and who gets to be vice
president.
15> Every spring break: a bitchin' road trip to the Nixon
Library.
14> You're the ONLY minority to pledge Kappa Kappa Kappa.
13> A bunch of college guys sitting around knitting and
reading romance novels is just too damn weird.
12> Assembly room features a runway and posters of Dennis Rodman
in drag.
11> The secret handshake involves removing your pants.
10> Pledge week started with a shaved head and toga party,
but now you're selling flowers at the airport.
9> "Republican Convention?!? ROOOOAD
TRIIIIP!"
8> "Tropical Nights" party is authentic right down to
the malaria epidemic.
7> Initiation involves flying a crop duster over the
White House.
6> Every time someone yells "Biff! Muffy's on the
phone!" the whole damn house comes running.
5> Every Monday night is "Melrose
Place"/self-breast-exam night.
4> In EVERY room, at EVERY function, out of EVERY
speaker: John Tesh
3> Their idea of a wild party: slam out a few pages of
code, then memorize "Star Trek" dialogue.
2> Their good looks, fabulous wealth, and popularity
are sure signs that they're gonna get their comeuppance in a
big, humiliating way by a ragtag group of misfits at
homecoming.
1> "Smegma" may sound like a letter in the Greek
alphabet, but it's not.
[ The Top 5
List
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[ Copyright 1996, 2005 by Chris
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