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():bar jokes (2610): Your hairline

Posted by Andrew B. Mclean on 12-Aug-2005

Your hairline

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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():bar jokes (2610): Barbitchuate

Posted by lucas moore on 13-Aug-2005


A bear walks in to the bar and asks the bartender serve me a drink the bartender says no.the bear ask why? the bartender says we dont serve to bears! the bear gets outraged and starts tearin down the bar and eats a woman and leaves. The next day the bear comes back and tells the bartender to serve him a drink or the samething will happen that happen yesterday and the bartender says I told you we dont serve to bears or drug addicts! the bear says drug addict im not a drug addict!the bartender says what about the BAR BITCH YOU ATE! KEEP IN MIND A BARBITCUATE IS A DRUG

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():bar jokes (2610): Tight pants

Posted by T Slat on 09-Aug-2005

Tight pants

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.

Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?".

The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink..."

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci


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():bar jokes (2610): One ovary says to the other ovary \'did you...

Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 12-Aug-2005

One ovary says to the other ovary \'did you...

One ovary says to the other ovary \'did you order some furniture?\'
The other ovary says \'No why?\'
\'Because theres two nuts outside trying to push an organ in!\'

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():bar jokes (2610): Mrs O'Conner

Posted by Marco Fonseca on 09-Aug-2005
Mrs O'Conner
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking as if he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little fella, O'Conner?" says Sean. "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner, and a thing of beauty she was, but useless in a fight."

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():bar jokes (2610): 2 men on top off a building

Posted by Bill Scoby on 12-Aug-2005
2 men on top off a building
To men are at the top of a building having a drink,and one says to the other i bet you i can jump out this window and in 5 seconds jump back in.\"NEVER\" the man says. so the man jumps out and jumps back in, so the other man says i bet i can, so he jumps out falls and dies, the barmaid comes u to the other man and says u an be a silly boy when your drunk superman

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