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| Posted by Gennadios M. Papapavlou on 13-Aug-2005 | Your mama so fatyour mama so fat the last time she seen 91210 was on the scale
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():bar jokes (2610): Packet of Crisps and a pint of Lager |
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| Posted by SmarteeS11 on 13-Aug-2005 | Packet of Crisps and a pint of LagerA man walks into a bar and asks the Barman for a pint a lager and a packet of crisps,when the barman served him the man drunks the pint of larger and placies the packet of crisps on his head turns around and walked out of the pub. The same thing happened the following two days. On the third day the barman thought ill catch him out, so in comes the man orders a pint of lager and a packet of crisps, The barman said sorry mate i can serve you the drink but i cant give you any crisps as we have run out ! so the man said ok then ill have a cornish pasty instead. He drinks the lager and puts the cornish pasty on his head and turns around and starts to walk out. Just as he gets to the door the barman says why did you put that cornish pasty on your head ! The man replies because you`ve run out of crisps.
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| Posted by Educated Olive on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo moma soyo moma so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team
yo moma so fat when she got on the scale the scale said to be continued.
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| Posted by Sumeet Patel on 13-Aug-2005 | SexThis guy goes to a whore house and fucks this chick for 10 dollars... the guy wakes up the next morining and felt something biting at his crotch and he found out that he had crabs. so he drives over to the whore house and asks to speak with the lady he slept with the night before. so he goes up to the lady and says hey i got crabs from you last night, the lady then replies hell what did you expect for ten dollars lobster?
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| Posted by GRIMrprTAZ on 13-Aug-2005 | The bar mana man walked into a bar? (dont get it do ya)
he said owwwwwww
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():bar jokes (2610): Mr Potato had three daughters all wanting... |
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| Posted by Christian t. Rios on 13-Aug-2005 | Mr Potato had three daughters all wanting...Mr Potato had three daughters all wanting to get married!
Mr Potatoes first daughter cheerfully said:
Pa I am going to marry a Jersey royal.
Mr Potato replied happily:
Nice one my dear, we will have a bit of class in the family.
Mr Potatoes 2nd daughter chipped in saying:
Pa I am going to marry a King Edward.
To which Mr Potato replied even more happier:
That is great my dear, Royalty in the family that is something speacial, we are rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous now!
Suddenly all eyes went to Mr potatoes 3rd daughter who some what said hesitantly:
Pa I am going to marry Desmond Lynom!
In disbeleif Mr Potato replied angrily:
WHAT! this is an outrage! you can not marry him.
Why not?
replied the third daughter nervously!
Because he is only a common-tater!
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