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():bar jokes (2610): Your momma


Posted by tinygiggles3 on 12-Aug-2005

Your momma

your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles everyone says there goes betty crocket
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Hello


Posted by Mike H. Stevens on 12-Aug-2005

Hello


   

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():bar jokes (2610): Slippers


Posted by Chris J. Uptmor on 12-Aug-2005

Slippers

A rich man and a poor man had a talk about cristmass presents
richman \\I got my wife a ring and a BMW for cristmass
poorman \\ why both
richman \\ if she dont like the ring she can drive back with
a smile
poorman \\ i got my wife a piar of slippers and a vibraitor
richman \\ why both
poorman \\ if she dont like the slippers she can go fuck her self
   

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():bar jokes (2610): What happened to the boy who knocked on his...


Posted by The Zipper on 12-Aug-2005

What happened to the boy who knocked on his...

What happened to the boy who knocked on his mom\'s door?

His mom ate him.
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Cant hear


Posted by Arial Mermaid on 12-Aug-2005
Cant hear
There is this guy that walks into a bar, and sees a genie, who grants him a wish.
The guy asked for \"million bucks\" and all of a sudden, he was surrounded by a million ducks. He asked the genie what happened, and a guy playing the piano in the corner says,\"why do you think that I have a 10 inch pianist?\"

   

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():bar jokes (2610): Your


Posted by Lila Lila on 12-Aug-2005
Your
your mama pussy so fat every time i look at it,i say dawm what a hole


   

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