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():bar jokes (2610): Your mooma is fat


Posted by stemo on 12-Aug-2005

Your mooma is fat


   

7 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Maori


Posted by Adrian on 13-Aug-2005

Maori

how to get a maori in a bath?put five cents in how do you get a maori out of the bath put soap in.

   

39 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping...


Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 13-Aug-2005

Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping...

Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping with a yellow dress everybody thought the sun was falling.
   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Badminton


Posted by Ano M. Miller on 13-Aug-2005

Badminton

my dog minton ate two shuttlecocks




Bad Minton Bad Minton!
   

5 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Which Bus?


Posted by Jimmy White on 14-Aug-2005
Which Bus?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the
aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, I've got news for you.
"You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Dammmmmn, I'm on
the wrong bus!"


   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Barbitchuate


Posted by lucas moore on 13-Aug-2005
Barbitchuate
A bear walks in to the bar and asks the bartender serve me a drink the bartender says no.the bear ask why? the bartender says we dont serve to bears! the bear gets outraged and starts tearin down the bar and eats a woman and leaves. The next day the bear comes back and tells the bartender to serve him a drink or the samething will happen that happen yesterday and the bartender says I told you we dont serve to bears or drug addicts! the bear says drug addict im not a drug addict!the bartender says what about the BAR BITCH YOU ATE! KEEP IN MIND A BARBITCUATE IS A DRUG
   

4 people have rated this joke:
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