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():funny quotes (263): "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 09-Aug-2005 | "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily, thisCharlotte Whitton
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| Posted by Raymond Kurtis on 07-Aug-2005 | "I never gave them hell. I only told the..."I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell."
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| Posted by NaughtyPillow on 09-Aug-2005 | "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house."Zsa Zsa Gabor
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 07-Aug-2005 | "Life without music would be an intolerable..."Life without music would be an intolerable insult."
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