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():bar jokes (2610): Your so dumb


Posted by Judge Fu on 12-Aug-2005

Your so dumb

-your so dumb you put a key on the board and call it a key board

-your so dumb you put a paper on the tv and call it paper view
   

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():bar jokes (2610): yo moma is so stupied it took her an hour...


Posted by Justin Hoefner on 12-Aug-2005

yo moma is so stupied it took her an hour...

yo moma is so stupied it took her an hour to mak minute rice
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Sex change


Posted by ALISHA CALLOWAY on 12-Aug-2005

Sex change

what is the most painful part of a sex change when a man
becomes a woman?

The paycut.
   

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():bar jokes (2610): yo mamma so fat


Posted by Kirby Kennedy on 12-Aug-2005

yo mamma so fat

yo mamma so fat her stretch marks spell her name
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Yo moma is so fat she makes Godzilla look like a teady beare


Posted by S W on 12-Aug-2005
Yo moma is so fat she makes Godzilla look like a teady beare

   

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():bar jokes (2610): My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the...


Posted by Yo Man on 12-Aug-2005
My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the...
My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the grass of our front yard and we were on the steps ready to now cooome in when she saw a spider ! She got creeped so I stepped on it and she said \" mom will it go to heaven?\" I said to her \"sure, why not?\" then she said \"cause its taking an auful long time!\" She thought the body of it would fly up into the sky ! Kids these days .
   

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