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| Posted by Mark A. O'Neill on 13-Aug-2005 | Your so oldyour so old you sat behind jesus in the 2nd grade
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| Posted by Tom A. Woelky on 09-Aug-2005 | Only Six Months to L"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news", the doctor told his anxious patient, "You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"OK", the doctor said, "Let's make it NINE months."
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| Posted by Ivan Borka on 09-Aug-2005 | Doctors visitTwo old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.
The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample."
The old man says, "What?"
So the doctor says it again.
Once again the old man says, "what?"
So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"
With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"
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| Posted by Patrick Worthington on 09-Aug-2005 | Fatty and SkinnyFatty and Skinny went to bed,
Fatty rolled over.
Now Skinny is dead!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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| Posted by Carrie Sparton on 14-Aug-2005 | Elevator RideA small guy gets into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Ben Hoover."
The small guy faints. The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy, "what's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Ben Hoover"
The small guy says ,"Thank God! I thought you said 'Bend Over.'"
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| Posted by J Man on 12-Aug-2005 | Black peopleQ.What do you call a swimming pool filled with black people?
A.Coco-Pops.
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