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| Posted by Steph S on 13-Aug-2005 | Your stupidKnow wander you did so bad...Your stupid
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| Posted by A M on 13-Aug-2005 | HeatI threw a ciggerate out my window it landed on the ground any you started saying clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
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| Posted by Rik Armstrong on 13-Aug-2005 | Magical SledgehammerA magician was on stage doing his act, when he called for a volunteer from
the audience. A man volunteered and went up on stage. The magician told him
to pick up the 16 pound sledgehammer that was on stage next to a cement
block and break the block apart with the sledgehammer so the audience would
know the sledgehammer was real.
So, the man swung the sledgehammer with all his might and shattered the
cement block. The magician now told the man to hit him square in the face
with the sledgehammer.
Horrified, the man said, "No way. It'll probably kill you".
The magician insisted that the man hit him in the face, saying, "I'll be
fine. I promise you. Go ahead."
"Well,", the man replied, "Ok, here goes."
Again, the man swung the sledgehammer and aimed it at the magician's face.
The result was very bloody. The magician's nose was crushed, teeth fell
out and blood everywhere. After 6 months in a coma in the hospital, the
magician was lying in the hospital bed. One eye opened, the fingers flexed
a bit, the other eye opened, and the magician sat straight up and said,
"Ta-da!"
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| Posted by Edward Haskett on 13-Aug-2005 | De Cock FightThe South Carolina State Police received reports of illegal cock fights being held out in the parish near Goose Creek, and duly dispatched Detective Thibideaux to investigate. Thibideaux reported to his sergeant the next morning.
"Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin," Thibideaux began.
"Good work Thibideaux! Who dey be?" the sergeant asked. Thibideaux replied confidently, "De Polacks, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How you find dat out in one night?"
"Well," said Thibideaux, "I went down and done seed dat cock fight,I knowed de Polacks was involved whan a duck was entered in de fight."
The sergeant nodded. "Oh yeah, l see dat, but what 'bout de others?"
Thibideaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved whan sumbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant. "Dat be making some sense. How you deduce dat de mafia be involved?"
"De duck, he won."
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