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| Posted by Lance J. Gerner on 09-Aug-2005 | Zoo VisitA father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..."
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.
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| Posted by ash c. c on 09-Aug-2005 | Weight Loss?This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh... well...ah....well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why not?"
The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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| Posted by Amanda S. Fletcher on 09-Aug-2005 | Sailors HatA small boy walked into a men's room.
He saw a sailor in full dress uniform.
The little boy got really excited, and asked the sailor, "Are you a REAL Sailor???"
The sailor replied, "Why, yes, son, I am. Would you like to wear my hat?"
The little boy said, "Yes!!" and put on the hat.
A Marine entered the bathroom. The little boy, very excitedly asked, "Mister, Mister, are you a REAL Marine???"
The Marine answered, "Yes, son, I am! Why, do you wanta suck my dick?"
The little boy exclaimed, "I'm not a real Sailor! I'm just wearing the hat!!!"
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| Posted by funny jokes on 09-Aug-2005 | Restaurant VisitThe maitre d' of a fashionable restaurant looked up and saw three little girls standing in the waiting area. They were dressed in their mother's clothes, had on high-heeled shoes and were wearing lots of make-up.
The lunch crowd hadn't started to arrive yet so he decided to treat them like regular guests just to see what they were up to. He seated them at a table and asked what they would like to order.
The first little girl ordered a martini, the second one asked for a margarita and the third one said, "I'd like to have a douche...my mother says they're very refreshing."
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| Posted by hiyayaywhopee on 09-Aug-2005 | Bitter EndLittle Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."
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| Posted by Messerschmitt on 09-Aug-2005 | Worm EatingLittle Johnny sat playing in the garden.
When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm.
She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"
Trying to convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm."
"No, she isn't," said Johnny.
"Why not?"
"Because I ate her first!"
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